FXX’s ‘Simpsons' marathon commercial is too accurate.
Tomorrow night! #TheMeltdown series premiere.
KISS — Shout It Out Loud - 1976
David Mattingly - Triplanetary, 1982.
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when i was 14 i was sitting on my friends bed and i was drinking a can of coke and she told me that she thought the reason people do the sarcastic jerkoff motion is because guys masturbate by punching themselves in the dick and then she started motioning punching herself in the crotch over and over and i spit a huge mouthful of coke all over her bed and she was so mad but it was probably the only real spit take ive ever done.
Buffalo Bills quarterback George Ratterman (1948)