Zachapalooza: Archive

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fyeahdrzoidberg: zachapalooza reblogged your photoset So…is this a do or a don’t? this is a do. girls think it’s really sexy when a man asks her to put out on the first date. it’s classy. and make sure she’s a smoker. remember: if she smokes, she pokes. Noted. Tumblr always provides the best dating advice.

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Watch

beautiful.

Feb 25th

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Just gave a friend advice on getting women.

The blind leading the blind.

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“That’s exactly what made America so different, we don’t have that colonial...”

– David Barton HAHHAHAHAHAHAAA! What? Really? I swear, some people will say anything. (via greaterthanlapsed) Also from the article: ” One of the things we often see with other militaries is they rule by intimidation, by threats, by terrorism really, they want to scare the dickens out of the...

Feb 25th

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“You think you know Wheat Thins? Fuck you.”

– Stephen Colbert (2/23/2012)

Feb 25th

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Why the hell was the gym so crowded tonight?

Come on people, I go late at night to avoid you, not to have to wait for you to be done and not wipe your sweat off the multiple benches you are “using” while standing around gossiping for 10 minutes.

Feb 24th

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Exclusive: 'The Aquabats! Super Show!' clip →

I love this.

Feb 24th

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