January 2012
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eppih reblogged your photo: These also just went up in my room. The line... block Can I “borrow,” your posters!?!??!?! Of cour-NO. sorry.
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“I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social.”
– Woody Allen (via misswallflower)
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December 2011
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I hope I get multiple personalities.
I get lonely in long showers.
Dec 31st
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Goldblumming
I…I don’t…I…I don’t know what that means.
Dec 31st
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I hate to say I told you so,
so I’ll yell it through cupped hands. “I TOLD YOU SO!”
Dec 31st
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You should be like Calvin. His best driend was a...
and if anything stood in his way, he just peed on it.
Dec 31st
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Nice fix, Teeedle Dumb
and even Tweedler Dumb
Dec 30th
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Some things are more connected than others,
like tarantulas and me peeing my pants.
Dec 30th
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Back in my day, people used to wish me death to my...
A few moments later...
Pierce: It's a guy.
Jeff: You're wrong, Pierce. It's two guys. And I wish you were dead.
Pierce: Thank you.
Dec 30th
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lobotomites: giantfuckbots: I guess it’s time to kill everyone in New Vegas Always a good time.
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Racial profiling may not be right, but it can be...
Dec 30th
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It's just a little nose bleed. I get them when...
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Sportscenter is rendered nigh unwatchable now that...
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Attention Greendale students: don't use the...
If you’re going to have sex tonight, don’t use the condoms.
Dec 29th
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Go Abed, Go!
Before people sex each other!
Dec 29th
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You have a really awesome body. You probably hear...
Not as much as I should.
Dec 29th
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Now that I've gotten a look at one, I don't see...
Giant thumb in a turtleneck…whoop-de-doo!
Dec 29th
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I just wanna focus on the girl who won't say...
Dec 29th
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Is that considered large?
Shirley: “No.” Britta: “Yes.”
Dec 29th
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Eggs and details.
That sounds like the worst combo plate ever.
Dec 29th
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The dean is counting on me and I want him to know...
We have to break into his office.
Dec 29th
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STD Fair '09
Catch Knowledge
Dec 29th
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Rewatching Community
I vow to make “congratuhorrible” part of my daily vocabulary.
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Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands...
Maybe he’s living in the Fallout world where we annex Canada for the oil.
Dec 29th
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