Zachapalooza: Archive

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Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Two goldfish are in a tank, the one says to the...

Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Say what you will about Danica, but she beat three...

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Doesn't matter how many days it takes, the ending...

Feb 28th

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Just what this race needs...overtime.

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Blaney, Cassill, Raines, and Gillilland pit under...

The dream is over. What could have been the wackiest top 4 in NASCAR history will not be.

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Guys, this wasn't just the first Daytona 500 to be...

…and I thought the 24 Hours of Daytona was a couple weeks ago!

Feb 28th

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How many drivers does it take to ignite a jet fuel...

Just Juan.

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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First ever Monday night prime time race

NASCAR sure knows how to make in interesting.

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Call the race just so Dave Blaney can be a Daytona...

C’mon NASCAR.

Feb 28th

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JPM crashes into jet dryer. Jet dryer on fire.

This is certainly something I’ve never seen…and I’ve watched a bunch of these races.

Feb 28th

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Danica Patrick has a new rear end!

Get it? Like a butt? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Wrecking on lap 1 not so much in the goosebump...

Feb 28th

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The start of the Daytona 500 will always give me...

Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Also RE: James Earl Jones...

Even out of context, “No, I am your father.” gives me goosebumps.

Feb 27th

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How do you show James Earl Jones on camera, but...

I would listen to that man read the phone book.

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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OSCAR WINNING JIM RASH

FUCK YES

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Person: What's your favorite sport..?
Me: NASCAR
Person: That's not a sport! All they do is drive in circles!
Me: Technically that's wrong because not all tracks are circle and oval. There are road courses, where they go straight, left, and right.
Person: .........
Me: You mad?
Person: Why?
Me: Because you just got pwned with NASCAR Knowledge.

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Finished an assignment a full 27 hours before it's...

I FEEL SO RESPONSIBLE!

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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