Zachapalooza

Oh great.

Now I can watch them prepare for mediocrity.

sportspage:

siphotos:

Southern Methodist RB Craig James is gang-tackled by nine Texas defenders during a 1982 Mustangs-Longhorns game. James is currently running for a spot in the Texas Republican Senate, but is in last place in the latest projections. (Ronald C. Modra/SI)

After this game, he went out and killed five hookers.

sportspage:

siphotos:

Southern Methodist RB Craig James is gang-tackled by nine Texas defenders during a 1982 Mustangs-Longhorns game. James is currently running for a spot in the Texas Republican Senate, but is in last place in the latest projections. (Ronald C. Modra/SI)

After this game, he went out and killed five hookers.

brooklynmutt:

“I present the world’s greatest piece of print journalism ever.” 
(h/t @bomani_jones)
(via jeannine_lejeune Instagram)

brooklynmutt:

“I present the world’s greatest piece of print journalism ever.” 

(h/t @bomani_jones)

(via jeannine_lejeune Instagram)

oldtimefamilybaseball:

Have you ever had such a bad day at work that your wife started pushing out a kid? Remember that the next time you have to prepare for that big client meeting. 
(via Mike Vassallo, Eye on Baseball) 

I guess I’ll be rooting for John Axford from now on.

oldtimefamilybaseball:

Have you ever had such a bad day at work that your wife started pushing out a kid? Remember that the next time you have to prepare for that big client meeting. 

(via Mike Vassallo, Eye on Baseball

I guess I’ll be rooting for John Axford from now on.

I hate seeing other people all happy and stuff, but this is pretty cool.

This is one of the greatest catches I’ve seen in any sport.

I think the pitcher’s getting pickpocketed by number 11.

I think the pitcher’s getting pickpocketed by number 11.

cbssports:

Horrible news for the Yankees: Closer Mariano Rivera appears to have a torn ACL, according to manager Joe Girardi.

NO
NONO
GOD WHY

cbssports:

Horrible news for the Yankees: Closer Mariano Rivera appears to have a torn ACL, according to manager Joe Girardi.

NO

NO

NO

GOD WHY

I had to pee so bad it was unbelievable.

Jered Weaver needed incredible mental fortitude to complete his no-hitter. 

(via Hardball Talk

(via oldtimefamilybaseball)