Zachapalooza

Boy it sure was fun listening to the old people who discussing how doctors these days have no idea what theyre doing while they were sitting in the waiting room ABOUT TO GO IN FOR SURGERY.

The Raid: Redemption in claymation and with cats and dogs.

It is fucking awesome.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

adamantwalrus:

shavingryansprivates:

how to paint a squirrel

i dont know what i expected

Knowing the answer to a trivia question but not being eligible to win the prize associated with that question brings about a strange combination of pride and despair and helplessness.

When God is truly angry, He will not send vengeful angels.

He will send Magdalena.

Then take her away.

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—	Beat the Reaper by Josh Bazell

Going to the California Academy of the Sciences tomorrow*

FUCK YEAH ALBINO ALLIGATOR AND EARTHQUAKE SIMULATOR AND PENGUINS AND ALL SORTS OF COOL SHIT

*if our car doesn’t break down on the way there like it did last time we tried to go.

pleatedjeans:

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Finished the semester exactly one point away from an A in my German history class.