This has to be one of the best Simpsons quotes ever because it’s so true for pretty much every fandom.
THE FUNKY GRAMPA!
“Would you care for some reading material?”
EAT my shorts? No no, son. This is my final form. I AM the shorts.
Thank you, Ralph. Very graphic.
You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and revulcanize my tires, post-haste!